"...as one loves certain obscure things, secretly, between the shadow and the soul."
feelyourownmagic:

Ajajajjaj I ♥️ Regina

feelyourownmagic:

Ajajajjaj I ♥️ Regina

1 day ago
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a discussion on sexual orientation

me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy
1 day ago
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milesjai:

ooooOOOOOOO

I did not ship this until this very moment and now I can’t stop.

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2 days ago
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canada explains it all

canada:there was a great war
canada:between the dodgers and the giants.
canada:the giants were going to destroy
canada:the city of california.
canada:the entire city
canada:of all of california.
canada:there were many citizens sent to
canada:enter the maw of the AT&T studio
canada:where the giants made their meals
canada:all save for
canada:one team,
canada:the dodgers
canada:the los angeles angels dodgers.
canada:they could have been angels but they
canada:fucked it up
canada:anyway that's why
canada:giants hate dodgers.
canada:they're
canada:wasted
canada:delicious
canada:meals.
3 days ago
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annafellover:

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

finally. needed something like this

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3 days ago
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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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1 day ago
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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

love song starts playing

normal people:aw man this reminds me of my ex sigh
me:AW MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF MY OTP SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
2 days ago
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fernweh [feyrn-vey]
(noun) This wonderful, untranslatable German word describes the feeling of homesickness for a far away land, a place you have never visited. Do not confuse this with the english word, wanderlust; Fernweh is much more profound, it is the feeling of an unsatisfied urge to escape and discover new places, almost a sort of sadness. You miss a place you have never experienced, as opposed to lusting over it or desiring it like wanderlust. You are seeking freedom and self-discovery, but not a particular home. (via teaparties)

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3 days ago
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devypenguin:

draumbouy:

bootymax:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

I’m pretty sure if anybody saw a woman doing that the first thing they would think wouldn’t be “wow what a whore” jesus christ.

i think it says alot about the commenter on how they view people as aopposed to how people actully veiw feats of acrobatics.
most people would see the girl on the poll and think “wo oh my god thats incredibly sexy, as well as impressive. i cant do that” same goes for the guy.
this is because feats of phisical strength, such as the hannibal leg lifts(what you see here) are astounding to everybody regardless of who does them.
there are definatley people who think that girl is a whore. there are also people who think that guy is a gross masculinistic musclehead who is probably overly egotistical.
this post is a prime example of how people, especially the people on tumblr, will specifically cherry pick tropes to victimize themselves instead of actually considering all the societal implications invilolved.
id also like to point out that strippers, especially pros like the one you see here, usually make upwards of 70k a year. proffesionals who teach pole dancing classes like this can make over 100k yearly.
i dont think they give a fuck what society thinks of them and neither should you.

Bruh it makes me mad cuz I can’t walk upstairs without tripping

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3 days ago
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