"...as one loves certain obscure things, secretly, between the shadow and the soul."
A Hufflepuff and Slytherin Are Friends

lilah80:

Ok, I just started contemplating Hufflepuff/Slytherin friendships and it’s made me sad.

So Hufflepuffs TOTALLY get Slytherins’ attachment to family and (non-harmful) traditions, and they’re not ones to write off a whole house of people just because of their historical reputation, THERE’S GOOD…

15 hours ago
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shslfuckurmorals:

but imagine at every Hogwarts party there’s a group of Hufflepuffs who don’t drink because once the party is over they walk the super drunk students home and help them to their dorms and make sure they don’t vomit on any paintings and they answer the riddle for the Ravenclaws or tap the tune for Hufflepuffs and make sure to get the passwords for Slytherins and Gryffindors and they’re just overall sweeties.

1 day ago
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clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

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1 day ago
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ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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3 days ago
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My mother handed me the dictionary and underlined the word discipline. Then she bought me some Shakespeare. She said ‘After one year, if you’re still serious, we’ll play ball.’

Kate Mulgrew on her mother’s reaction when she announced she wanted to be an actor (People, January 30, 1995)

"I’ll be God-damned if I’m going to subsidize that."

—KM’s dad’s reaction, according to The Captains documentary

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3 days ago
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I am Jordan of House Parrish, the Unburnt, Father of Dragons.
satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com, via coffee-and-poems)

3 days ago
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A group of muggleborns and half bloods got the whole school into a superhero frenzy. Gryffindors have full claim on Superman, Aquaman, Hal Jordan and Wally West while Ravenclaws got Barry Allen and Ray Palmer. Hufflepuff has Wonder Woman and Nightwing. Slytherin snagged Lex Luthor and John Constantine, saying the two alone could defeat them all. But everyone’s fighting about which house Batman would get into.

A group of muggleborns and half bloods got the whole school into a superhero frenzy. Gryffindors have full claim on Superman, Aquaman, Hal Jordan and Wally West while Ravenclaws got Barry Allen and Ray Palmer. Hufflepuff has Wonder Woman and Nightwing. Slytherin snagged Lex Luthor and John Constantine, saying the two alone could defeat them all. But everyone’s fighting about which house Batman would get into.

(Source: hogwartsheadcanon)

1 day ago
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morganapenclragon:

Merlin + Tumblr Text Posts —> Am I cool yet?

2 days ago
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Downton Abbey, abridged: part III

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3 days ago
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How I imagine it went down

C.S. Lewis:I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien:OMG me too!
Lewis:You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien:...
Lewis:Who am I?
Tolkien:A tree
Lewis:............
Tolkien:But, like, a cool tree
3 days ago
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